HIGHEST LEVEL

What is the best way to reduce paying tax?

Even if you increase your sales to the max,

Does each state transaction pay a certain amount?

Or the bigger picture of corporate levies does not count.

 

I’ll pay the required balance and then do an adjustment,

Where I will get back all of it since the obligation wasn’t sent,

I’ll put all the funds into a tax haven account offshore,

I’ll do every year, getting richer and whole lot more.

 

What about tax deductions like donations?

Can I write off the fair market value in my nation?

If I have more than one item, what is the value of each?

It’s getting hot on this tropical island, nice sandy beach.

 

There was no enforcement in those foreign lands,

It was easy to get away with it, the idea is grand,

I will never be responsible or never get caught,

As there are no copies of the items that were bought.

 

I believe I stated “I smell fresh coconuts”,

I caught them as they were hiding out in their huts,

I knew where all the tax avoidance funds where going,

The ethics man knew as he had to jump on a Boeing.

 

My motive was catching them at the highest level,

I succeeded by each step throwing tiny pebbles,

That Friday afternoon will bring justice to the matter,

I could have been one of them and climb the corporate ladder.

 

The only steps in life is being beside my exquisite wife,

As she took care of me and protect me from my life,

I didn’t care about the fame or the appreciation,

As the government knew all along of the accounting scandal nation.

 

For all those people who invest their hard earn time,

The markets are tainted with this awful crime,

Now, as a society we must rebuild and move forward,

What is money? Don’t be foolish and chase towards.

 

Just imagine if there was no such thing as a dollar,

We wouldn’t have the corporate criminal white collars,

It is not okay to say we didn’t have enough resources,

The RCMP and special intelligence our failures to their citizens and horses.